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Topic Started: Monday, 13. June 2011, 14:46 (328 Views)
ItsZippy
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I was having a discussion about spell checkers over at Affinity and it reminded me of this poem. I thought I'd share it with you - it always makes me smile. :)

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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They have that on a poster in my English class. Thought it was quite amusing.
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Oh really? I always remember it when spell checkers come up in conversation.
Edited by ItsZippy, Monday, 13. June 2011, 14:53.
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haha. That's funny.
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I should totally write this for my English teacher. :#

Funny one.
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Hahaha, I like that. :#
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Here's another version:

Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.
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Very clever in the short sense of the word...
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That was really hard to read. xD
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ItsZippy
Monday, 13. June 2011, 14:46
I was having a discussion about spell checkers over at Affinity and it reminded me of this poem. I thought I'd share it with you - it always makes me smile. :)

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
This gave me a headache xD
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Tuesday, 14. June 2011, 02:36
That was really hard to read. xD
That's the idea. :P
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